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Noel Edmonds Ruined My Life

from A Selection of Salted Snacks (Album 2013) by Percy

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Noel Edmonds ruined my life, separated me and my wife
Left me in a world of strife

Noel Edmonds ruined my health, with promises of untold wealth
Took all of my money by stealth

Noel Edmonds

With a guaranteed investment plan, I thought Noel Edmonds was the man
He beckoned me to speculate, then all I had to do was just wait
As a High Court judge or a castaway, Noel Edmonds was never very far away
In his many shirts of sombre hues, but does he know that

I am in a deep hole and it’s all down to Noel Edmonds

Noel Edmonds ruined my life, separated my kids and my wife
Left me here with this kitchen knife

Noel Edmonds ruined my home, I’m an addict down to the bone
I’ve tried quiz machine methadone

But I’m owned

With piercing eyes of cobalt blue – imperious, ubiquitous, he gazes back at you
Encouraging me to spend, spend, spend, when I said that I’d never, ever do it again
In every bar, in every town, Noel Edmonds follows you around
And his hair shows little signs of age, but does he know that

I am in a deeper hole and it’s all down to Noel Edmonds

Noel Edmonds ruined my life

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from A Selection of Salted Snacks (Album 2013), released April 1, 2013
Colin Howard/Andy Wiles/Dan Whiting

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